As promised, the summaries of those mysterious Russian fics (part 1 of ?)
First, we have two fanfics by fagocitiruyu.
I REPEAT: THESE ARE NOT PROPER TRANSLATIONS, THESE ARE JUST SUMMARIES, ALBEIT RATHER LENGTHY ONES.
A little ficlet about Monster Dave.
He serves none but Korrok and it kinda grinds his gears, since he also fights countless abominations created by Korrok. (This is where that line about genital herpes from stromcuzewon’s venture into the depth of google translate comes from. Dave says that if he had a choice between genital herpes and the tattoo of pi-symbol, he’d choose the former.)
Basically, Dave’s life is a mess. And if his real parents knew him, they’d probably be disappointed. Luckily, the only person he knows, who could be disappointed in him, is John, who simply doesn’t give a shit. Even when Dave’s body becomes possessed by Korrok and he tries to kill John. Every time Dave is given the control of his body back, the first thing he sees is John, smiling and telling some ridiculous story (usually involving his penis). It’s strange, but these stories and John’s casual attitude save Dave from having another existential crisis.
After Dave has one of his “episodes”, they usually proceed to get hammered, even though John never has enough money to buy even a bottle of beer. After drowning their worries in alcohol, they stagger home through the empty streets. In the moments like that Dave likes to pretend that the world around them is totally normal.
But the reality comes crushing down on Dave the next morning, when he has to go to work, because Korrok is a dick and doesn’t want to take control of his body when he’s hungover.
An iceberg, a needle.
Sweet whispered nothings
This deathbed harbor.
By love’s rusty anchor,
Forever moored. — "The Rusty Anchor" by Olivia Ofrenda.
anyone have a gif of salvador limones leaning into shot to ask…
who is this fat man in the fez, and where does he fit into this sinister puzzle?
Is this OK, or do you need the gif of the entire scene?
Probably spoiler-y question about BA
Am I the only one who finds Marek’s explanation for why he’s wearing wolf costume (“I wear this disguise to blend in with your other stuffed animal friends”) rather questionable?
I mean, oh yeah, the shady looking wolf
is totally indistinguishable from brightly-coloured cuddly little things of no particular species.
What are you hiding, you furry creep?!